|Or just wear all your clothes at once.|
"A Potion to make the Body fat. Take of the flour of Vetches, Beans, Barley, Rice, each alike parts, flour of Lentils, white Poppy, each half as much; flour of bread corn, Turky-millet, each alike quantity, Sugar twice as much, boyl them in a sufficient quantity of Sheeps milk, of which let him take one cup every morning fasting, sleeping upon it half an hour."
Johann Jacob Wecker, Arts Masterpiece (1660)
It's hard to find a multi-grain porridge that doubles as a plumping potion. This one will have you tipping the scales in no time!