Tuesday, July 22, 2014

How to Improve Hearing, 1658

“For to make a man hear. Take a red Onion and pick out the top, and fill it full of fair hot Hens grease; and lay the top on again, and rost it in the Embers till it be tender, and then quish out the oyl into the ears of the sick man or woman, and then stop the ears with black wooll.”

Thomas Collins, Choice and Rare Experiments in Physick and Chirurgery

Yes, this remedy will make you hear -- if what you want to hear is the sound of hot chicken fat quishing around in your head.


  1. Stopping one's ears with wool would seem to have a different effect than improving hearing!

  2. The Doctor profession is a highly respectable and worthy position. It is said that doctor is next to god, because he is the one who can put a diseased man to live. See more university of michigan cardiology fellowship