How to Get the Girl, c. 1470

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Walters Art Museum, MS W.88, f. 40r (14th c.)

"Young men should not hate cats because they are the cause of great happiness and can assist in achieving success in matters of love with young and charming ladies." 

The Distaff Gospels 

This message brought to you by the 15th-century cat guild.

How to Enchant Your Lover, c. 1470

BL Stowe 17 f. 143

"When a woman wants to be well loved by her husband or her lover, she must give him catnip to eat: he will be so much in love with her that he will not rest unless she is close to him."

The Distaff Gospels

Even if this man-enchanting trick doesn't work out for some reason, you'll still be accompanied by a devoted band of cats.